Mother:"did you enjoy your first day at school?"Son:"first day?" Do you mean I have to Back tomorrow?

Why can't you be friends  With a squirrel?they drive everyone nuts. 

"Why did the farmer win an award?  He has out standing in his filed  

 Arrange Marriage is...!``Will you are walking,unfortunately a snake bike you `` Bot love marriage is...! Dancing is front of cobra and singing  "Wanna be my chammmak challo" 藍