Samsung mid-range updates should come with a warning: "Patience Level: Monk."
Every time I ask about updates for my Galaxy A5X series, a moderator magically appears with the holy script: “Updates roll out in phases. Please be patient.” Bro, which phase? The Afterlife phase?
Meanwhile, security patches are so outdated, even my calculator is more secure. Other brands: 3 OS updates in a year. Samsung mid-rangers: Still evaluating compatibility.
I swear, these updates are like Bigfoot—everyone talks about them, nobody sees them.
Dear moderators, please stop copy-pasting that same “soon” message and start being real. At this point, I think I’ll get married before Android 15 shows up.
