"Looks like you're still using that prehistoric phone of yours while the rest of us are in the 21st century. Maybe you should stick to carrier pigeons." 🐦
* "Your words are as outdated as your phone's battery life. Maybe you should trade in that old Nokia for a brain upgrade." 🧠
* "Don't worry, my phone's fine. It's not the device I'm worried about, it's the person using their mouth like it's a shovel." 🗑️
* "I’d tell you to grow up, but I'm not sure you've even started." 👶
* "Wow, you're the first person I've met who can talk and make me feel dumber at the same time." 🤦♂️
