Which One Is Good #WithGalaxy #samsungs20ultra

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[Albugoo]

aacha g....ye baki sach to sach hai ka sach mujhe aache se pata hai😄😄 😝...

......aaur baki ki story phir kabhi nhi aabhi batao😊...plz..plz...🙏🙏.........aur wo bahut saari bate bhi mujhe jan'na hai....😊
....ek baat to confirm hai ki aapka ye dream mere pichhle gyan bhari comments ke side effects hai....😂😂
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....Han.. Han.. imagination ke ghore daura lo aap koi nhi jitna to hume hi hai.😁.(lag to nhi raha par bolne me kya jata hai)...😝😝😝
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.....bhagwan se darne ki koi jarurat nhi mujhe mai to market bina dress change kiye hi chal jati hu makeup to dur ki baat...😊.
......Han but I agree ki parties me thoda makeup ho jata hai .....😉
(par dabba bhar bhar ke nhi...warna mai sadak par aa jaungi..due to cost)..🤣😂
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.....Mai dusro ke chizo pe nazar nhi rakhti 😛....agar aap mujhe rone ke baad napkin dhundhte dekh rahe hote to mai aapse hi kaam chala leti bakar me napkin kyu barbaad karna jab dost bagal me hi hai to......😜😜😂😂
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aur aapke imported chashme me 90saal ka insan bhi 25 jysa dikhta hai isiliye to under 25s aapko dikhai hi nhi dete (mai aur meri khubsurti)🤣🤣😂
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.....aur aapne kya kaha ki jab bhi aap accha accha dekhte ho to mai aapke chashme par dhul daal deti hu....isilye to jab aap mujhe dekh rahe the to maine dhul daal diya kyuki I know mai acchi hu.......🤭🤭😜😝😂😂

[Turkhanif]

Haan ji ab baat ye hai na ke aap kahengi sach ka muje pata hai par sach main aapko sach pata nahi ke konsa sach hai jab ki jo kaha woh sach hi hai or sach to sach hota hai ye sach to aap bhi maanti ho na ke main jo bola woh sach hai 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Haan batunga naa aapko sab main 👍👍
Aap insta pe ho?
Waha main aapko bataunga


Baat to sach kahi aapne ke gyan aapki bhari Comments se mila hai or uski wajah bhi hai... Woh kya hai na mene bhagwan se kaha muje ek achi si dost de do... 🤲🤲🤲

Bhagwaan ne kaha ruk ja beta thora... Main ruka reply nahi aaya.. 😌😌

Phir dobara maanga to wohi jawab ruk ja thora 😌😌😌

Ab main thora daba kar kaha ke itna wait ek acha dost paane ko.. 🤔🤔

Bas usi waqt bhagwan ne aapse mila diya or kaha le ab jail bara bol. Bol kar raha tha do do dost do ab sikayat ki to is dost main or izafa kar dunga gyan kaa... 🤣🤣🤣


Bas phir kya mene kaha dhamki mat do nibha lunga bina khich khich kiyee... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ab samji na Vandna Ji kyun aapki comment bhaari padi... 🤣🤣🤣


Ek bade gyani or phunche howe baba himalya choti wale ne kaha tha galatfehmi mat paalna beta warna karz farz ban ke chipka rahega.. 🤣🤣🤣
Bas aap bhi ye karz mat rakhna ye samaj kar ke aap phunch jaoagi mujse 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Haan tabhi main sochun ke woh sabzi wala kyun bol raha tha ke.. Didi kabhi kabaar naha kar bhi aaya karo 😜😜😜 india main fogg chal raha hai iska ye matlab nahi ke aap wohi lagaya karo... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Haan jab koi ladki kahe lite ya thora sa iska matlab hota hai dabba ab ye sach to aap maan ne se rahe 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Par main maan leta hun aakhir dost hun or duaon se mile ho aap to ab nibhana hi padega... 😊😊🤣🤣

Muje yaad hai aaj bhi woh kala. Din yaad hai jab aap mooh main paan chaba kar aa rahi thi... 🤣🤣🤣

Mene Kaha Vandna ji kaishi hai Or Jo Diwal Pe Aapne Paan Thooka Naa bas woh dekh kar mene puch hi liya sarma kar Vandna Ji Konsi Supaari Khayi Hai... 🤣🤣🤣

Or Aapne Jo Sir Jatak Kar Jawab Diya A Gareeb Insan Teri Soch Itni Gareeb Ke Tum Muje Puch Rahe Konsi supaari Jab Ke Main RMD ke Siva Kuch Khati Nahi(Unche Log Unchi Pasnd) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ab ye mat kahiyega ke woh bbi effect thi mere chasme ki ab jo dekha wohi sach kaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Haan aap daalti hk dhool sirf is liye ke aap dekh nahi paati ke main kuch acha dekhun.... Dost ban ke kaale ghane saaye ki tarah bhatkte ho ke main jaha nazar daalun ke sidha dhool... Sach to ye hai ke bardast hi nahi hoti meri kushi aapse... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Or mene ye ghor kiya ke mere shirt ke sleeves hame sa kaale hote hain jab ke main aisa kuch karta nahi ke kaale ho phir yaad aaya jab jab aap royi hai naak wohi ragdi hain.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Aisa zalim dost kis kasoor ki saza 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Albugoo]

aapke sach ka sach mujhe sach laga hi nhi kyuki sach to sach Lange ke liye sach hona bhi padta hai aapke sach me sach jysa sach me koi sach nhi tha.....to mai is sach to sach ko sach mankar sach nhi badal sakti🤣🤣😝...
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......aare meri wo saari philosophical baato ko goli maaro😁.... mai kabhi kabhi bhawano me beh jati hu...warna mera to life set hai bus kaam bigado aur bigde kaam banao..
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aur aapke pass to waise bhi kai dost hai to aapko nye dost ke liya dua mangne ki jarurat na thi.. ......bekar me aap fas gye...😊😁😄
....han ye to sach hai jada sikayat kiye meri to apni gyan ki **bleep** bahana shuru kar dungi..phir aap ko bhagte der nhi....😂😂😂
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....han g sabji wala kah to raha tha kyuki aap jo mere bagal me khade the🤭...smell aapse aa rahi thi aur sabji wala confuse ho gya ki aapne to acche se iron kiye hue kapde pahn rakhe hai aapse na nahane wali badbu kyse aa sakti jab ki wo aa to aapse hi rahi thi...phir sabji wale ne socha ki ye(mai) to ghar ke kapdo me hi hai sayad ye hi nhi nahayen hai....😂
.....sach me mujhe bahut gussa aaya par maine control kiya kyuki baat dost(aapki) izzat ki thi usse sach bata deti to aapka pure mandi me bejati ho jati ki kapde to iron aur starch wale pahan rakhe hai aur bina nahaye sent maar jar aa gya 😂😂 ........sach me agar baat aapki izzat pe na aati to mai us sabji wale ki saari Tamatar bhindi baigan muli gobi sab uske sir me rop deti....😅🤣😂
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.....aaur lite ka matalb dabba bhar kar to mai sach me nhi manungi....😊
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....kyuki mai galat chiz maan kar galat chizo ko badawa aur hawa nhi deti...😄😂
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.aaur jin din aapko laga ki mai pan kha rahi hu us fin sach me aapke chasme ka koi dos na tha ......wo to galati se aap mera chasma pahn kar nikal gye the ....aur wo aap'pe suit nhi kiya aur aapne kisi aur bande ko mujhe samjh liya.....😅🤣😂😂
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.....mai bahar aa hi rahi thi aapko batane ki aapne chasma mera pahan rakha hai ki maine aapko wahi pan wale bande se baat karte dekhi wo bhi mera naam le kar....🤭😛😛
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aapki khusi to mujhe bardast ho hi jati hai par mai dhul isliye dalti hu ki aap apna imported chasma aache se saaf kar ke dekho nhi to photoshop ka effect jada hi hawi ho jata hai....😂😂😂
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.dekha aapke chasme me hi gadbadi hai...maine to kitni baari aapke sleeves me naak pocchi hai phir bhi aapko nhi pata chala aur pata chala bhi to mere batane ke baad...😆🤣🤣
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.....zalim hum nhi hai...samne wale ki mujhe zalim mil jate hai 🤣🤣🤣

[Turkhanif]

Ek baat main samaj gaya or ache se samja hoon ke... Chain Se Rehna Hai To Jaag Jaao Or Vandna Ji Se Bilqul Panga Mat Lo... 🙏🙏🤣🤣

Devi Ji Aapke Pair Kahan Hai Nasamaj Bhakt Samaj Kar Samma Kar De 🙏🙏😜🤣🤣

Ab Muje Pakka Lag Raha Hai Ke Koi Apni Takkar Ka Bhi Hai Or Ab Bada Sambhal Ke Rehna Padega Warna Faluda Hona Hi Hai.... 🤣🤣🤣

Main Insta Ki Posting Pe Haath Rakh Kar Ye Kasam Khata Hun Ke Main Kabhi Bhi Aapko Aapki Padhyi(Jo Aap Karti Nahi) Us Se Kabhi Bhatkaunga Nahi...... Na Main Ye Kabhi Sach Samjunga Ke Aapke 10 Chote Chote Bache Hain (Jab Ke Un Main Se Ek Khud Aap Ho).... Or Jo Bhi Kahunga main Wohi Kahunga Ke Aapka Acha Khasa Dimag Hamesha Gumta Rahe 🤣🤣😜😜

Is Ke Alawa Agar Kuch Kahun To Woh Adalat( Ab Pata Nahi Konsi main Mera Muqdmma Chale) Adalat Muje Jo Chahe Saja De Muje Manzoor Hogi.... 😌😌😌



Aise Kaise Chor Dun Un Sab Baaton Ko Aap Usme Itna Beh Jaati hai Ke Pucho Mat.. Ek Morning Mene Pucha Vandna Ji Hai To Ghar Pe Bole Woh So Rahi Hai.... 😴

Mene Kaha Koi Nahi Main Utha Leta Hun... Or Jaise Main Aaya Kya Dekhta Hun ke Aapka Mooh Khula Hai Or Takiya **bleep** Pada Hai... 😜😜😜

Mene Uthaya Or Pucha Vandna Ji Ye Sab Kya Hai Or Aap Sarma Kar Bole Sorry Raat Ko Rasgulla Sapne Main Dekha To Bhavno Main Beh Gayi Or Pata Nahi Chala Ke Kab Paani bhe Gaya Mooh Se...... 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Kaam To Pakka Bigaadne Nahi Dunga Aapko Jaise Koi Kaam Bigadne Ka Socha Bhi Na Aapne To Dhichkiyaooooooon 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Ab Banda Haath Utha Kar Dost Maange To Usko Kaha Pata Hota hai Ke Uske Saath Dhokha Hogaa... 😔😔😔

Main To Loot Gaya Barbad Ho Gaya Kisi Ko Mooh Dikhane Layak Nahi Raha... Dil Pe Pathar Ki Tarah pade Or Aate Ki Tarah Meri Kadrdaan Bhavno Ko Pis Rahe... Par Kya Kare Bhagwaan Ka Diya howa Ye Bhi Ek antic Piece Hai... 😜😜🤣🤣

Dete Waqt Kaha Gaya Tha Ke Aisa Duja Mile To Kehna Or Ye Sach Bhi Hai 🙄🙄😒😂😂


Jooth Ki Bhi Koi Hadd Hoti Hai Vandna Ji 🙄🙄🙄

Baat Sahi Ke Muj Pe Shak Kiya Sabzi Wale Ne Par Mene Uski Taraf Dekh Kar Isara Kiya 🤫
Or Bola Zara Sa Out Of Jagah Hai Kuch Mat Bolna 😂😂😂😂

Woh Samaj Gaya Or Bola Bhai Saab Corona Hai Mask Pehn Le(Jab Ke Woh Aap Kaale Ghane Lambe Baal Karne Ke Chakkar Main Egges Pyaz Wagira Baalon Main Lagati Hain na Uski Wajah Se)


Izzat Mene Bachayi Ke Perfume Apne Aap Par Maarne Ka act Kar Ke Aap Pe Chidak Raha Tha 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


Sabzi wala To Ro Pada Dekh Kar Or Bola Bhai Aishi dosti Aapki Agar Main Hota To sabzi Main Zehar Daal Ke Khila Detaa... 😂😂

Mene Kaha Bhai Jo Bhi Hai Dost Hai (Soch To Main Bhi Yahi Raha Ke Zehar De Dun Par Aaj Kal Har Cheez Naqli Hai Pata Nahi Zehar Khila Dun Or Marne Ki Bajaye Pair Ragdti Rahe To Seva Phir Karni Muje Hi) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Haaan Maan Liya **bleep** Dabba Na Ki bada Dabba 😜😜😜


Hainnnnnn 😳😳😳
Aisa Tha Kyaa Woh Aapka Chsma Main pehn Kar Chala Gaya Thaa.... 😒😒😒

Tabhi Main Sochun Ke Raaste Par Chalte Howe Haath Pakad Kar Kaha Vandna Ji Dekh Kar Chale Or Aapne Jawab Nahi Diyaa To muje Laga Pakka Kuch Thoons Rahi Hongi... 🤣🤣🤣

Phir Jab Khade Ho kar Dekha Tab Pata Laga Ke Woh To Gaaye Thi 😂😂😂🤣🤣

Ab Kitni Gyan Ki Baate Mene Gaaye Ko Suna Di Aap Samaj Kar(**bleep** Malum Pada Hi Nahi) 😂😂😂😂🤣


Shukar Manao Aap Ke Photoshop Wala Chsma Hai warn muje Pakka Yakin Hai Aap Haath Main Mombatti Liye... Gumnaam Hai Koi Wala Song Gaati Nazar Aati Real Chasme Main Kyun Ke Aap Aatma Se Kam Nahi Ho 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Haan Kitne Masoom Ho Aap Ye Muje Pata Hai... Aaankh Par Samndar Ke Lootere Jaise Ek Aankh Par Kaali Patti Bandh Kar School Jaane Wale Bachon Se Candy Cheen Ne Wali Looteri Ho Aap... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Masoom Bachon Ki Haaye Oyee Voye Lene Wali Zalim Or Kehti Hain Zalim Hum
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[Turkhanif]

Notification Main Bata Raha Last wala apka reply Par yaha show nahi kar raha... Shyad community walon ne Ban kar diya Km Ki Jagah Miles main Jo ja Raha Tha.... 😂😂

[Albugoo]

subse uppar hai mere last reply🤣🤣...wo kya hai ki mera thumb ghis gya scroll karte karte isliye uppar post kar diye..

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Excellent. Really nice.

[Turkhanif]

Thank You So Much Riya Ji 😊🙏🎖️🎖️🙏😊

[Anonymous]

1st one seems better bro...

[Turkhanif]

Thank You So Much Bro 😊🙏😊