Some cool definitions to make you Smile 😃

[Dilli]

*🤣Wonderful Definitions🤣* 

*🟡School* A place where Parents pay, and children play. 

*Life Insurance* A contract that keeps you poor all your life, so that you can die Rich. 

*🟤Nurse*: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills. 

*🟣Marriage* It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree, and a woman gains her masters.. 

*⚫Tears* The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. 

*🟣Conference* The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. 

*🔵Conference Room* A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on. 

*🟢Father* A banker provided by nature 

*⚫Boss* Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

 *Politician* One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after 

*🟠 HOSPITAL* An institution which holds your ills by pills and kills you by bills. 

*😁Smile* A curve that can set a lot of things straight. 

*🟢Office* A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

 *🟡Yawn* The only time married men ever get to open their mouth.

 *🔵Etc*. A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

 *🟤Committee* Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. 

*☕Meeting* Where hours are spent and Minutes are kept. ​

LAUGHTER MAKES LIFE EASY.