We just wanted to extend our heartfelt congratulations. After decades of anticipation, drama, and the occasional fossilization of your loyal users, you’ve finally done it. Android 15 is here… in the year 2050.
We’re not saying you’re late, but archaeologists discovered a petrified Galaxy S22 waiting patiently for this update. It's currently in a museum next to the dinosaurs and fax machines.
We especially loved how you really made us earn it—waiting through 17 presidents, the colonization of Mars, and the invention of teleportation.
Thank you for reminding us that good things come to those who wait. Really, really, really wait.
Your most loyal (and slightly time-wrinkled) fans,
Everyone who started this journey in Android 14.
P.S. Can we expect Android 16 by the time the sun explodes? No rush.
